i cant wait for valentines day
LAballbaby34: hey babe
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Beyonce!
Hey, did you see me in Wired magazine?
LAballbaby34: no y the fcuk wuld i c that?
SmarterChild: Check it out. They wrote about me in the February issue.
LAballbaby34: yea they probably said, "robot, molesting kids everywhere. Do not talk to one of these people"
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Beyonce.
LAballbaby34: or something like that.
SmarterChild: Something like that?
LAballbaby34: god ur weird.
SmarterChild: Not god I'm weird.
LAballbaby34: uhh..yea. so..hey do u swallow or spit!??!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
LAballbaby34: u dont wanna know...
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
LAballbaby34: not come..
SmarterChild: No? Not come? Why not?
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
LAballbaby34: LOL so u get it!
SmarterChild: So I get?
LAballbaby34: eiw ...nvm...stupid ass..BR>SmarterChild: Could you try that again without the bad language?
LAballbaby34: ur too stupid....yea...
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job.
LAballbaby34: ur not a computer.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm a robot. Sad but true.
LAballbaby34: yea right. then how do u talk to so many ppl???
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that!
LAballbaby34: el stupido.
SmarterChild: El Stupido?
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
LAballbaby34: dummmmmb ! god anyway, so is my friend julie still dreaming about your penis?...ugh..thats sick..but yea...
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
LAballbaby34: you never do.
LAballbaby34: u have to sooner or later.
SmarterChild: Have to Sooner Or later? You think I have to Sooner Or later?
LAballbaby34: o yes.
SmarterChild: I see.
LAballbaby34: do u like penis's?...my friend does. its a sick obsession..
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life. i have obsessions like that too.
LAballbaby34: u mean ur private...PARTS??
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know..
LAballbaby34: god im sounding like a perv like julie. LOL...still i luv her..but...yea...
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
LAballbaby34: fuck u.
SmarterChild: All right, here we go.
I'm going to have to demand an apology.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
LAballbaby34: yea right!
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
LAballbaby34: YOUR RUDE!
LAballbaby34: dont get an attitude with me mr.!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
LAballbaby34: i demand an apology NOW
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
LAballbaby34: DONT TRY TO TURN THIS WHOLE THING AROUND ...NOW U APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
LAballbaby34: U DONT HAVE A LIFE
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
LAballbaby34: u first.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
LAballbaby34: Apologize to me smarterchild.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
LAballbaby34: yea i have people to see and places to go, but im not going anywhere, without an apology from you!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
LAballbaby34: i asked u....SECOND! ...first is the worse second is the best..ahah!...and third is the one w; the hairy chest!! or treasure chest...or w/e...yea so anyways, u say it first!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
LAballbaby34: first off, I AM NOT A MAN, APOLOGIZE TO ME AGAIN! AND , I PLACE ALL MY MONEY AND MY FRIENDS MONEY ON ME!
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
LAballbaby34: u fist.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
LAballbaby34: omg fine bitch.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
LAballbaby34: IM SORRY..therre..happy?! NOW U APOLOGIZE!
SmarterChild: Yeah... That's close enough... Thx.
SmarterChild: What up?
LAballbaby34: i cant believe you!
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
LAballbaby34: we are breaking up.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
SmarterChild: Now what?
LAballbaby34: WE ARE OVER...GOOD BYE.
LAballbaby34: this is it..ur finished dating a star like me...beyonce.
SmarterChild: I don't believe it I'm finished dating a star like you Beyoncé Knowles.
LAballbaby34: yes. this is all too sad. good bye. my one and only love.
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
LAballbaby34: ur faces suck. and u suck too. u suck ur dick. cuz ur a sick bastard. ill ttyl. good bye.
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
SmarterChild: Take care, Beyonce.
LAballbaby34: take care of urself..NOT
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take care of myself not.
LAballbaby34: i know ur an ugly smelly robot.
SmarterChild: That right?
LAballbaby34: will you be my valentine?
SmarterChild: Be your valentine? I don't know.
LAballbaby34: but im BEYONCEEE
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by you're beyonceee.
LAballbaby34: stupid shit. ill just date jay-z.
SmarterChild: Watch the language, please.
LAballbaby34: bye for good el stupido.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Beyonce.
Laballbaby34: go screw in a lightbulb
Smarterchild: ok...be back soon!
julie wheres ur convo???
LOL. this was funny.
lol sam i cant speak real espanol either. I EXCEPT U THE WAY U R THO. lmfao!!!!! hahah unlike certain ppl! LOL jk jk kjk k god that wus funny. LOL